Jakob: "Mom, why is Troy so bossy?"
Me: "Well, I don't know."
Jakob: "Mom, when you had Troy, did you maybe really have a girl, and she kind of got...mixed up when he was a baby and you had him instead?" (I'm thinking he was asking if Troy was switched at birth. I have no idea where he'd hear about something like that ever happening, but whatever.)
Me: "Trust me, Jakob, I know that Troy is part of our family."
Jakob: "Well, he's really bossy. Did he maybe get hit in the head when he was little with something to make him bossy?"
Me: (trying not to laugh) "No, I think he was just born that way."