Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left in the boat?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat...
What did the cat who had no money say?
I'm paw.
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a game.
The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The Programmer persists and explains that it's an easy game: "I ask a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5."
Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O.K., if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50!" That gets the Engineer's attention, and he agrees.
The Programmer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Without saying a word, the Engineer hands the Programmer $5, and then asks, "What goes up a hill on three legs and comes down on four?"
The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour, wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50, turns away, and tries to get back to sleep.
The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well what's the answer to your question?" Without a word, the Engineer hands $5 to the Programmer, and goes back to sleep.
What do you get when you mix a great song with another great song?
A great song mix!
(I know, it's like "Who was buried in Grant's tomb?")
I just noticed that my pictures and my music are all about sleeping, and dreaming... must be my subconscious telling me something...
3 comments:
So that's the song you were telling me about! You should have put up those jokes Lex was telling - about the difference between a Nazi and a gay guy, and the brown chicken brown cow one. :)
I am so glad you post about red eye removal.... I actually checked out the program that has our pictures in it and walaa... it's there... oh and it has this auto adjust thing that lightens up photo's I can't wait to try it out on some more family pics!!!!
Thanks for the jokes, I am going to spring some of them on my kidlets tommorow! And the video was fun too. I have been thinking about the White Stripes since I heard Jack White "singing" the new Bond song.
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