And it came to pass that Nat looked, and she beheld a horrific sight. For lo, her bathrooms were disgusting. And on the 24th day of the first month, she was compelled to clean. And though she was wont to procrastinate, or ask one of the four wise men she lived with to do it for her, she knew in her heart that the day had drawn nigh. (By the way, I'm not trying to be blasphemous; I'm trying to show what a MIRACLE it is that I actually cleaned my three bathrooms today!)
And it came to pass that Nat scrubbed, and cleaned, and prayed mightily that her spray bottle of cleaning solution would last. And behold, it lasted; and after laboring during Troy's nap, the bathrooms were a new sight to behold. For they were sparkly and free of grime and soap scum. And the heavens rejoiced. And she rested from her labors for the remainder of the day. The Miracle of moving Mount Laundry would have to wait until tomorrow.
2 comments:
Nat, you were always a great writer - it's always fun to read anything you have written. And I didn't think you were blasphemous. Not in the least!
LOL! I didn't know you were expecting a girl! How fun!
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