Between my parents and Pete's parents, we'll have our year's worth of food storage in no time! For Christmas this year, my parents gave us food storage-enough for one person for 6 months. Crazy generous, huh? And Pete's parents gave us a ginormous kerosene heater.
But just so you know, Pete wants to get a gun to defend our food storage, so don't even think about coming over and stealing it from us! And in the meantime, he and I are a pretty sharp shooters with his paintball gun. I know from experience you wouldn't want to get shot with that thing within a 30 foot radius.
And because my parents love Seinfeld: