Dear Duckie shower curtain:I'm so sorry I accidentally maimed you. You were a good curtain. You've been with me since college. I've loved you, and moved you, and enjoyed the privacy you gave me.
I didn't want to hurt you. Actually, I was trying to clean you, and thought I'd take the easy route and put you in my clothes washer. I didn't know you would take it so hard.
Well, so long, Duckie. It's been a wonderful friendship. I'll have to try and replace the irreplaceable.
With love, your brokenhearted former owner, Nat
4 comments:
What a sad day. I always put my shower curtains in the wash. So far I have been lucky and none have suffered the same fate as your precious duckies.
What on earth?? Just from putting it in the washer?
lol oooooh poor duckys!
I've done that before too...
I've found that they have to be quite sturdy shower curtains to take my washing machine without injury.
that first link is to something in Japanese or chinese or something. just so you know.
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