He started his long and glorious life as a Snowman, put together lovingly by Nat and her three boys. However, he knew he had a higher calling, especially when the three boys thought his base was big enough and were done helping Nat roll. He then proceeded to grow by clumps being thrust upon his base, complete with machine-like noises emanating from Brock. His arms were found by Jakob, where he took mere sand rakes and turned them into raging claws of death. His mouth is sharp, like a pencil, literally. And his basketball eye, monster-like, a la Mike Wazowski.
More snow now covers his form, camouflaging him from unsuspecting passers-by. And as long as the cold weather holds up, he will as well, remaining vigilant day and night. Raaarrrr.
8 comments:
You crack me up. I miss you! I need my visits with you. Maybe I should just call instead of whining on your blog.
I love it. An creative snowman for some creative kids! Last night, Dylan pointed outside at your house and was like, "Is that a SNOWMAN??" Funny.
You make being a mom sound so fun! Bob the snowblob reminds me of the snowmen in my Calvin and Hobbs books. Exception is that you have three Calvins!
Oh man you are so funny! I just had to read the rest of your post when I saw the title, Bob the Snowblob. You are so creative with your writing, which always makes for an entertaining blog.
You just keep racking up the "cool mom" points! I think Bob is wonderful. It's a shame he didn't come into existence just a tad earlier...he could have been appointed the new junior senator from NY.
Haha! Too funny!
Sounds like your going to be protected until June :o). Bob the snowblob is awesome.
You are such a fun mom and so hilarious, I look forward to what you will write next, I never get enough!!
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